Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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