Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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