dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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