That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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