What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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