She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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me + whiskey = a bad person
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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