I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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