She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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