you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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