The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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