what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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