I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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