I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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