Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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