2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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