She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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