I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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