i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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