If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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