Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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