id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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