you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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