so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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