Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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