we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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