69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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