Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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