I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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