i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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