Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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