Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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