I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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