Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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