ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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