: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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