Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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