How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Is it because I queefed?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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