I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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