I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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He passed out mid-signature
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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