sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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