If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize