just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We need to get me chipped asap
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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