I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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