My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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