well most of my day revolves around power hour
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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