she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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