i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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