Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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