im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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