Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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